seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users
If Disney Villains Had Won
but this is really beautiful tho… in a creepy way
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex